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One day, I was jerking off. I came. Then my phone rang. I grabbed it with the hand that wasn't covered in my jizz. "hello", I asked. "I'm gonna throw something through your window", said a mysterious voice. They hung up. Then my window broke. By the shards of glass, I found a N64 cartridge. I got a napkin and rubbed the jizz off my hands. I took a picture of the cartridge. Then my N64 set everything in my room on fire. Then I passed out. I woke up and I was in hell. Surprisingly, hell has great wifi. Sure, it's a little hot down there. But it isn't so bad. They even have a Burger King down here. So think twice before going to heaven.